Dear normal people, I’m going to let you in on a secret. Friday the 13th isn’t bad luck. You believe it is so your luck floats off you, and then it is picked up by black cats who take it back to their witches.
And hey, isn’t that kitty cute today? Pick him up, pet him, carry him around… I have friends taking the bar exam in 11 days so I’m starting a luck collection fundraiser for them 😉
(And yes, this is going into some sort of story because it’s too wacky to do nothing with.)